“Bugger, my thighs have become nice and hard. I was very thin before. But now my thighs and calves have become nice and strong and hard!”
“Then why don’t you take part in Mr. Bombay body building contest?”
“Shaaaks.”
“Bugger, go, take part, and tell that chic from Delhi and the other from Calcutta to come apply oil on you, bugger!”
“HAHAHAHAHA”
“You’ll win bugger, you’ll win! Then you can get a job in the police or as a railway ticket checker!”
“HAHAHAHAAHHA”
Check out photos from last year:
I think that money spent on dope testing is a waste. A waste of travel money, testing equipment/lab money, office space, stationary, electricity, research etc. etc. And of course, money paid to personal. It is criminal to spend such money on something so useless.
Any substance that exists in this world in either a natural state or fabricated mustn’t be banned. It must be illegal to ban any substance. Governments, agencies etc. who impose such bans must be eliminated.
Legalise doping in sports.
Continue reading ‘World anti-doping agency. Bloody money-making racket.’
“The government is planning to not give truck drivers any more free condoms!”
“Why?”
“Because, they’re using their condoms to fix flat tyres!”
“What?”
“YA they’re keeping their condoms, not using it during sex, and instead, they’re using it to fix punctured tires, they’re gluing it to the tubes of their ruptured tyres!”
Continue reading ‘“Don’t give truck drivers any more free condoms!”’
This morning, I came across, the most awesome campaign. It is about toilets, and the health hazards of inadequate sanitation facilities. Visit this page, download a bubble, one that says something about sanitation, toilets, etc., open a photo of yourself in Photoshop, and paste the damn bubble on it, email it to them!
Also, watch this documentary film, about an initiative, to improve the standards of sanitation facilities, in the slums of Mumbai.
Filmmaker Girish Menon, last year, released a documentary film, on a World Bank funded project, the Slum Sanitation Program, in India. The film takes a close look at, sanitation facilities, in the armpits of the third world. Inadequate sanitation facilities, is a major concern, in the third world, exposing its residents to contagious diseases, because of which, one isn’t able to report to work, resulting in a decline in income, the standard of living and children’s education.
Today, seems to be a day of announcements. Someone I know, one Mr. Girish Menon, recently made a film on Slum Sanitation in Mumbai, this a World Bank Project for Slum Sanitation. The film is online, http://girishmenon.com/films.html
I remember seeing the announcement, the I <3 thing, on wordpress.com, somewhere. I didn’t bother, at first. I’d think it’d be a design competition, theme designs, themes, for blogs, that’s what the voices in my head’d been telling me. Several weeks later, one Mr. Chirag Chamoli announced, that his design’d been through the priliminary rounds, at infectious.com, and now, elegible for vote. “What’s a blog without the community and comments?”, thought Chirag, the crux of his design.
Continue reading ‘I <3 Blogging, the design contest, this, my entry’
This afternoon, I was going through photos, there are these, just after the recent terror attacks in Bombay:
This deserves a post. In all of my 28 years in the city, never have I alighted off a train at Dadar railway station. Never have I boarded a train from Dadar railway station.
But today, February 9, 2009, I caught a fast train from Kurla, got off at Dadar and a couple of minutes later, I got onto a fast train that’d terminate at Churchgate, from Dadar. I got off at Grant Road.
Today, mark this day, it goes down in history.
Okay look, it is nothing like Trainspotting/Requiem for a Dream etc. the first half is not bad. But the second half is all shit. The script ain’t like the other Devdas movies. It has a twist. But I ain’t seen any of them so I don’t know. The second half put me to sleep. All balls. 2/5. Had there been nudity, tasteful drug intake sequences, maybe I’d have added one more point. But as it is made, 2/5.
Some people love the soundtrack. It goes okay with the film. But it ain’t something you want to listen whilst in the car.
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