“HAHAHA See bugger… Male Massager for Male/Female!”

“Bugger, bugger, see what I saw on the walls of the train compartment…” (stretches forward showing his friend this photo on his mobile phone:

“Male Massager for Male/Female? Where does he think he is? America? Scope he’ll find female clients in Bombay!”

“Bugger, lets make a fake email address and tell him that we are females wanting a Male Massager! HAHAHAHAHA! Male *massager* it seems! male massager 1 @gmail.com HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH”

“And bugger, check out the photo he has used! That’s why I like traveling by train in Bombay, you get to see all this shit!”

FIN

December it might be.

December it might be. This blog has been reduced to mere tag and comment. I feel sorry for this blog, a blog that provided me, and my faithful followers then, some terrific entertainment. Nevertheless, I’m asocial now. I do not social network. And hence, I’m not abreast with the lives and times of Seamus, Ronald, Duncan and the others. I hear from them once in a while. All of them are stuck with the very same issues of chics, work and their mental health issues yet. I ain’t interested. I have not read the newspaper or caught the news on television since August. I have disconnected myself from mainstream information, be in on television, print or from the horse’s/ mule’s / donkey’s mouths on Facebook. I like twitter though. YA YA YA YA YA. I follow travel blogs etc. Only travel blogs. YA YA YA YA YA YA. Anyway, I want to draw your attention to my posts of Dec’08 and Dec’09. I’d blog enthusiastically in ’08. Posts of ’09 suggest a desire to revive the blog. In ’10, I’m disconnected and disinterested, totally.

Happy Holidays!
FIN

chaos on the streets of Bihar

Almost everybody who drove a motor vehicle in Patna that day must be sentenced to death. Or at least honking must be banned. Clear road or not, these magots just went on pounding the damn horn. And pounding it.

“Don’t use the fucking horn you bloody piece of shit!”

Why don’t you take part in Mr. Bombay body building competitions?

“Bugger, my thighs have become nice and hard. I was very thin before. But now my thighs and calves have become nice and strong and hard!”

“Then why don’t you take part in Mr. Bombay body building contest?”

“Shaaaks.”

“Bugger, go, take part, and tell that chic from Delhi and the other from Calcutta to come apply oil on you, bugger!”

“HAHAHAHAHA”

“You’ll win bugger, you’ll win! Then you can get a job in the police or as a railway ticket checker!”

“HAHAHAHAAHHA”

Check out photos from last year:

Mr. Bombay photo set 1

Mr. Bombay photo set 2

World anti-doping agency. Bloody money-making racket.

I think that money spent on dope testing is a waste. A waste of travel money, testing equipment/lab money, office space, stationary, electricity, research etc. etc. And of course, money paid to personal. It is criminal to spend such money on something so useless.

Any substance that exists in this world in either a natural state or fabricated mustn’t be banned. It must be illegal to ban any substance. Governments, agencies etc. who impose such bans must be eliminated.

Legalise doping in sports.

“Don’t give truck drivers any more free condoms!”

“The government is planning to not give truck drivers any more free condoms!”

“Why?”

“Because, they’re using their condoms to fix flat tyres!”

“What?”

“YA they’re keeping their condoms, not using it during sex, and instead, they’re using it to fix punctured tires, they’re gluing it to the tubes of their  ruptured tyres!”

Let’s talk toilets!

This morning, I came across, the most awesome campaign. It is about toilets, and the health hazards of inadequate sanitation facilities. Visit this page, download a bubble, one that says something about sanitation, toilets, etc., open a photo of yourself in Photoshop, and paste the damn bubble on it, email it to them!

Also, watch this documentary film, about an initiative, to improve the standards of sanitation facilities, in the slums of Mumbai.

Sanitation concerns in South East Asia

Filmmaker Girish Menon, last year, released a documentary film, on a World Bank funded project, the Slum Sanitation Program, in India. The film takes a close look at, sanitation facilities, in the armpits of the third world. Inadequate sanitation facilities, is a major concern, in the third world, exposing its residents to contagious diseases, because of which, one isn’t able to report to work, resulting in a decline in income, the standard of living and children’s education.

A documentary film on Sanitation in India

Today, seems to be a day of announcements. Someone I know, one Mr. Girish Menon, recently made a film on Slum Sanitation in Mumbai, this a World Bank Project for Slum Sanitation. The film is online, http://girishmenon.com/films.html

I <3 Blogging, the design contest, this, my entry

I remember seeing the announcement, the I <3 thing, on wordpress.com, somewhere. I didn’t bother, at first. I’d think it’d be a design competition, theme designs, themes, for blogs, that’s what the voices in my head’d been telling me. Several weeks later, one Mr. Chirag Chamoli announced, that his design’d been through the priliminary rounds, at infectious.com, and now, elegible for vote. “What’s a blog without the community and comments?”, thought Chirag, the crux of his design.