The Harpadon nehereus with beer. Duncan was in possession of his Canon IXUS.. shiny silver and all!
“Macro mode, bugger, macro mode! Shaaaks!”
*snap*
This is how it looked straight off the camera:

“WOW! WOW, bugger, WOW! Food photography! WOW!”
Wasn’t the best of lighting conditions, but not too bad either. Camera on the macro+*auto* modes. Colour correction and this:

Bad. Bad. The image is very grainy. 100 percent zooms:



Eeks! All balls!
“Bugger, compact cameras are awesome for birthday photos.. facebook and blogs. But you won’t be able to sell these photos on Shutterstock!”
Off the camera:

And corrected:

Canon IXUS, a good gizmo for the blogger.


sheeee! looks like a pussy suffering from necrosis